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Monday, March 23, 2009

Sunglasses At Night

Remember the 80's hit by Corey Hart, Sunglasses at Night; it plays in my head when I notice someone wearing oversized Gucci aviators after dusk. The Sartorial violation should secure wearers a runners-up position on Vh1's Tool Academy. How are they able to see? I can barely see during the day without shades nevertheless in a dark club with sunnies on. Perhaps they are worn to disguise drunkenness or too many Sugar Booger hits. Whatever the case, sunglasses at night is a major fashion faux pas visible on any night of the week, especially on weekends, when Bridge and Tunnel folks come out to play with their spiky hair and tan a l'orange. Sunglasses are the ultimate accessory and Do Not Disturb sign but not during moonlit hours. Friends don't let friends shade at night. 

Gucci plastic aviators 
Price: $395

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